I once said in court "I appear for the defendant and he is pleading not guilty to the charge of breach of the peace and guilty to exposing himself in public (or legal words to that effect re exposing himself in public)"
That woulda been fine only I was representing a guy charged with DUI...Mr. couldn't-keep-it-zipped was up the day after. My client was confused.
What's the cleverest thing you've ever done or said ?