Joke thread

[Cheech]

It's been a while...

let's share a few laughs. . .


I'll start with one I heard on the radio the other day .

What do you get when you eat a prune pizza???




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Pizzeria!! lol.... hehe...


(OK, I know, not the best of all jokes to start a thread with! )

 

[tel0004]

Donald Rumsfeld briefed presidnet Bush this morning. He told Bush that 2 Brazillian soldiers were killed in Iraq. Bush lost all the color in his face and collapsed onto his desk. Finally he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a Brazillion?"


I also like this one.

 

[kuhliloach]

Donald Rumsfeld briefed presidnet Bush this morning. He told Bush that 2 Brazillian soldiers were killed in Iraq. Bush lost all the color in his face and collapsed onto his desk. Finally he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a Brazillion?"

i've heard that one before, best joke i've heard today!
:rofl: :laugh: :evil_lol: :lol: :grinyes: :grinno: :joke:

 

[125gJoe]

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[j_chicago]

 

[nickmcmechan]

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney




your too young to smoke..........

 

[mandy-2007]

LOL so funny . . .here is one from me :
What is the smallest room in the world ?????






A Mushroom

 

[janewalsh11]

Shakespeare walks into a pub ......landlord says ya bard

 

[Reefscape]

A meat pie walks into a bar and asks for the menu...instantly the bar tender shouts to him " Get out, we dont serve food here "...

 

[nickmcmechan]

a horse walks into a bar....bartender says whats with the long face