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minotaurs fry baseballs while eating flaming toilet paper and...
 
thinking DANG I really need some water, when all of a sudden a masked avenger came to his rescue, the masked avenger said "my name is.....
 
capitan crappy-pants, and i'm here to service your wife!" he then proceded to...
 
...devour several pounds of salt, which prompted him to yell...
 
"my stomach is coming out my rear end!!" because it made him crap his pants so bad that the universe...
 
...imploded once more, but this time no one bothered creating a new one, so instead, they made a monumental, transcendently bizarre...
 
planet zoob, which was inhabited by...
 
pencils... Millions and millions of pencils. the grand master pencil king decided it was time to write down the very important phrase. this was the most important phrase in the whole planet, and everyone had to believe in this phrase... After hours and hours in his ppencil kingdom, the pencil king appeared in front of millions of his followers, and that magic, everlasting sign, which would change planet zoom as they knew it read,,,
 
. . . zooboobians, who had the universe's largest . . .
 
porno factory, which featured lots of naked...
 
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