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but then decided that the duck would not be enough for everyone that was coming over so she went out to get the 3rd leg, cut and dice it add a few herbs and tossed it all into the slow cooker while having a glass of wine and trying on the new victoria secrects that fishrod got her........
 
Realized that She had to pee, so she stood up on the slippery ice and tried to stand up, and stagger drunkenly into the woods to find a secluded place to take care of the business that was becoming more unbearable by the moment since she had drank all that wine in such a short time, but the ice was so slippery that she kept falling down, time and time again, so she decided to crawl the rest of the way to the nearest tree so she could lean on it , but she wasnt sure if she was going to make it, so she tried to think of something else to keep her mind off of the pressure building inside so she thought about little white fuzzy bunnies and daisys and wouldnt you know it she finally made it to a tree but as she's leaning against that tree, doing what had to be done, she is approached by a gnome who asks her what she is doing taking a leak on his home, since his roof was leaking and now all of his gnome funiture was ruined from the sudden downpour that she had unwittingly bestowed upon his domocile since she was drunk, and she really felt bad about the whole thing so she asked the gnome, when she had finished, if there was anything she could possibly do to show how bad she felt about ruining his home, and since he had nowhere to sleep, she invited him back to her place ,and they were off on their way to her house where they....
 
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