i work in a lfs so i get to hear all sorts of madness! the stories i could tell... phew
one particulary funny one was this woman who was keeping goldfish. somehow we ended up talking about gold mystery snails... and she says
"oh those things... they kill my goldfish"
i think my eye was twiching pretty hard at this point, so i explain to her that a snail would probably just be feeding on the body of an already dead fish.
"oh no, i had three and they chased my fish into a corner and ate him. he was still twitching"
i dunno what a brain haemorrhage feels like, but i think this was fairly close... no matter how many times i tried to explain that the snails were feeding on a dead or dying fish, she wouldnt believe me. so apparently her mystery snails can chase down a healthy comet and EAT IT ALIVE. pity she didnt put her head in the tank imo...
one particulary funny one was this woman who was keeping goldfish. somehow we ended up talking about gold mystery snails... and she says
"oh those things... they kill my goldfish"
i think my eye was twiching pretty hard at this point, so i explain to her that a snail would probably just be feeding on the body of an already dead fish.
"oh no, i had three and they chased my fish into a corner and ate him. he was still twitching"
i dunno what a brain haemorrhage feels like, but i think this was fairly close... no matter how many times i tried to explain that the snails were feeding on a dead or dying fish, she wouldnt believe me. so apparently her mystery snails can chase down a healthy comet and EAT IT ALIVE. pity she didnt put her head in the tank imo...