lets play a game!

what was in my toilet?

  • one toy cement truck,three marbles.a hair clip, and a freshscent toilet paper dispenser.

    Votes: 27 62.8%
  • 2 combs, a doll head, three marbles and a toy plane,and a potatoe.

    Votes: 15 34.9%
  • a toy snake, a hair clip, two brats feet,and one partridge in a pear tree

    Votes: 1 2.3%

  • Total voters
    43
sublime1184 said:
ah, I know the answer Judge...it was clogged with norweigan BS. You see, sometimes you are able to see the BS, and sometimes not. I heard the only way of unclogging it was to ignore it (I don't think you ignored it ;)) or set it on fire (flame it). Sorry you had to replace your toilet, but look at it this way....don't leave the triplets alone by the toilet. ;)




Edit: but I did vote for the first one, as my second choice :D


omg! ^^^^^^thats so funny! i had to keep from busting out laughing :soda: and waking up the flushing fryboy! ....



and for all of your sympathies everyone ...i will gladly except! that was the worst thing i think i never want to do again! my poor honey was like "i hope i don't have to break the toilet." fortunatly i was able to wiggle my arms in enough to grab the toilet paper dispenser, (with the use of a metal clothes hanger) so all you who voted for number 1 you were right! I have been keeping the door closed so he can't get in but potty training is now funner than ever, try running through a closed door with a sprinkler in your arms! :eek: the worst part was we only have one bathroom, so you can imagine all the ucky stuff that fell out as we tried every thing from hosing out(with the shower head) to flipping the potty! i had to scrub the whole bathroom with clorox disinfectant bathroom stuff! i had a good buzz :D by the time i was done though!

yes holly! you should be glad you are having a boy! those little buggers give new meaning to "having to clean" the worst my dd ever did was play in my perfume...now my ds hes a bugger likes to sit in the kitchen sink and try to spray the dogs with the little hose sprayer next to the faucet! my kitchen floor has never been cleaner!(neither has my bathroom at thi point!) :)

and kas! you know ..that would be a good idea except that he then would have all of this stuff stuck in my septic pipe! and that would have been way worse evrything would have just sat on top! eweeeweweweeeeee! :( and besides , you are one of the triplets...where were you when everything went down?(literaly) :huh: )lol

(sorry to edit this thing again making it even longer )but i figured everyone would like to here what is now lodged in my toilet! he did while i was typing this stupid thing! (apparently my dd doesnt feel the need to shut the door behind her!)there is now a bar of saop ..i keep those ones from that store in the malbath and body works in a cute little tin on the back of the toilet, he then decided to top it off with a half of bottle of baby oil, imagine tryingto get ahold of it! i did get one ,...but i cant find the other! my honey is gonna be kinda(really) mad! lol ..guess i should go fishin! gotta get my waders!
 
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judgemax said:
(sorry to edit this thing again making it even longer )but i figured everyone would like to here what is now lodged in my toilet! he did while i was typing this stupid thing! (apparently my dd doesnt feel the need to shut the door behind her!)there is now a bar of saop ..i keep those ones from that store in the malbath and body works in a cute little tin on the back of the toilet, he then decided to top it off with a half of bottle of baby oil, imagine tryingto get ahold of it! i did get one ,...but i cant find the other! my honey is gonna be kinda(really) mad! lol ..guess i should go fishin! gotta get my waders!

Oh no, not again! :eek: Ever considered getting a toilet lock? Maybe use a portable potty for training until he can be trusted not to put stuff in the toilet?
 
so whats the prize here? I guessed right, now
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whith what hehehe i now that jdube agrres and that we know the reasons. it was the tripos :D bvewaver drunkne posters! so what is the prize i am thinking a nother bottle pro favor hahahah
 
sublime1184 said:
whith what hehehe i now that jdube agrres and that we know the reasons. it was the tripos :D bvewaver drunkne posters! so what is the prize i am thinking a nother bottle pro favor hahahah



here sub! :coffee2: wanna try that one again?....lol...i think i get the jist though!

English translation: with what hehehe I know that judge agrees and that we know the reasons. it was the triplets :) beware the drunken posters! so what is the prize i am thinking another bottle por favor hahahaha.)......ok ..sub..just pull up a stool at lilas bar here, ill get you another! whats your poisen?


mishi, are there really such things as a locking toilet? not to sound dumb, but have never heard of it! hows it work? and would a four year old be able to use it? and most importantly ...where do i get it!
 
judgemax said:
mishi, are there really such things as a locking toilet? not to sound dumb, but have never heard of it! hows it work? and would a four year old be able to use it? and most importantly ...where do i get it!

Believe it or not, yes! Safety First Cover Clamp Toilet Lock I don't know how easy it would be for your four year old to open, but might be worth trying anyway. There are a few online retailers that carry them. This one by KidCo got a better rating at epinions. However, the one listed for sale at Babies R Us/Amazon.com is a different style and doesn't have such a great rating at all.
 
i am going down to de and they have a babies r us, ill have to check that out, it sure would be nice to not have to go swiming!
 
Happy toileting Judge! BTW, My hubby and I got so sick of the regular builder toilets clogging so we contacted the local plumber co and bought these Rocket flush toilets. I think they are called pump flush or something like that. They whoosh the water away fast and clear every thing. I love 'em and I will never go back! After my brother saw ores, he bought a couple for his house...
 
Having raised two girls and two boys I can tell you both are equally likely to clog your toilet. Here is a partial list of things that I can sadly say from experience will clog your toilet:

Make up compact
Fisher Price little people
Incense burner holder
Hard-boiled eggs
Comb
Hot wheels
Sawed off log that a beaver chewed- brought home for a souvenir
Gold watch
Mega Blocs
Toy paratrooper

Happily kittens will extricate themselves before the flush is complete - they do however track water through your house

The prize however goes to my niece who flushed her mother’s false teeth.
 
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