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Hey Pl*co.....I'd get that string off your body REAL fast !!! :eek:
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:OT: :P I just tried to use the image of 'Blinky blinking' as my avatar - whether I browse to my HD or upload it in Photobucket, AC won't let me use it, saying it's too large. Poo. I remain blinkless :(

And now, back to your regularly scheduled rock on a string debate :D
 
I've got a new business....anyone wishing to convert their plain rocks into "rock with purple string"....contact me. Measure the circumfrence of your rock and add a foot. I'll be happy to sell you the required amount of purple string for $25 + shipping and handling. You, of course realise that is a bargain..in the stores it would cost you $45.
Franchise inquiries welcome.
 
nursie said:
Franchise inquiries welcome.

I'd like to take you up on that offer. I would be willing to work to supply people in the north east United States. If there is talk to start a brick with a stick line, I would be willing to consider heading up that project as well. Please PM me to discuss commission. ;)
 
It's brick on a STICK.......lol.....if you're going to sell a product, be sure to get the name right... ;)


Unless it has been found to be more suitable to place strings on bricks instead of sticks....but I haven't yet heard of that change in the product line....anyone ?


Whoops....sorry Bunny, you did get that right....
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nursie said:
I've got a new business....anyone wishing to convert their plain rocks into "rock with purple string"....contact me. Measure the circumfrence of your rock and add a foot. I'll be happy to sell you the required amount of purple string for $25 + shipping and handling. You, of course realise that is a bargain..in the stores it would cost you $45.
Franchise inquiries welcome.


If you do in fact offer "rock with purple string" home kits for DIY'ers, please remember to include horrificly complex instructions in languages other than english on a crumpled piece of paper smooshed in the package with the string, and maybe a weird-ended allen wrench. Man, I can't get enough of those weird-ended allen wrenches.

I have one in almost every different marshmallow shape out of Lucky Charms cereal.


**Back to my avatar search, carry on.
 
Bunny, I'd be happy to enter into contract negotiations with you for a NE US franchise. How many states are you planning to cover?

Emg...I think we can have brick with a stick as a DIY version of brick on a stick. You know...put the brick on yourself. (personally..I thought it was stick on a brick, but to each his own) Save a few $$. MAybe you and Bunny can work together to develop that product line.

Now, I need a catchy name for my stores..any suggestions??
 
cynicalcriminal said:
If you do in fact offer "rock with purple string" home kits for DIY'ers, please remember to include horrificly complex instructions in languages other than english on a crumpled piece of paper smooshed in the package with the string, and maybe a weird-ended allen wrench. Man, I can't get enough of those weird-ended allen wrenches.

I have one in almost every different marshmallow shape out of Lucky Charms cereal.


**Back to my avatar search, carry on.


Excellent suggestion. I was just thinking of selling the add on string for folks who want to upgrade their rocks, but I can sell a whole kit...rock and string. OH the possibilities!
As to the instructions...I can subcontract to various members of AC...we are quite the international community. We even get Norwegian trolls here.


And might I suggest the creepy guy from The Silence of the Lambs for an avatar?
 
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nursie said:
And might I suggest the creepy guy from The Silence of the Lambs for an avatar?

"It puts the rock in its tank, or else it gets the hose again!!" :eek:
 
nursie said:
Franchise inquiries welcome.

ooooooh NURSIE!!!! please, please pleeeeeeease....can I be your wench in charge of Canadian Operations???? :cool:
 
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