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Dangerdoll: Maybe they should charge more with it being purple pipe cleaner. You can bend it to various shapes and positions, where as string is just limp and lifeless.

Wow does that sound perverted. ;)
 
But....string is NOT limp and lifeless in the tank. It floats...and can be very entertaining for the fish as it sways with the current in your tank. Pipe cleaners however.....are stiff.....very boring....don't move at all....and have metal in them which can be harmful to your little fishie friends.

String is definitely the way to go !
 
nursie said:
Deb..tuxedos...you gonna make them wear jackets??? Bowties are ok...even shirt collars...and cuffs, but jackets?? :thud:


Nursie!!! collars and cuffs definitely....and maybe a nice purple cummerbund, cause you know most of the geeks are shy...
 
LarryB said:
Dangerdoll: Maybe they should charge more with it being purple pipe cleaner. You can bend it to various shapes and positions, where as string is just limp and lifeless.
Wow does that sound perverted. ;)

whoa..... I'm just glad I didn't say it, hehehe ;)

that respect, as Emg said, the string's purpose is to be free flowing.....provides more entertainmment, gets ya more for your dollar ;)
 
Dangerdoll said:
.....provides more entertainmment, gets ya more for your dollar ;)

Ehem.... ehem... gets ya more for your 35 dollras. :huh:
 
As I'm reading this my wife and son came in and started handing me rocks of various sizes that they picked up for my next aquarium. Guess I'm gonna need to order the DIY purple string kit. Is there an 800 number or website and do they take MasterCard?
 
Well I've decided that I am going to sell this purple string. It will be priced in such a way the more you buy the cheaper it gets. Here's the price list.

Inches 1-12 19.99
Inches 13-24 17.99
Inches 25-36 15.99
Inches 37-96 12.99
97 Inches or more I will let go for 9.99 an inch and for every foot you buy(with a minimum of 8 feet) I will give you an inch free of charge. Orders over 1000 inches please call ahead. At this time I can only except cash and paypal. A 2% discount will be given if you pay with cash. Check back often as we are currently developing new colors of string. We are currently working on a blue and yellow variety. Thank you and we always appriciate you buisness. :cool:
 
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