I know. I told them I was interested in getting a zebra pleco and asked what kind of advice they could give me. They just told me to get a bushy nose, even though I have over a year of successful fish keeping.
It seemed a little cliquish to me, but I thought maybe you'd get better results. I got the impression that they didn't want me to get an L46 regardless. Who knows.
Good luck, and if you find anything, I'd be very interested to know!