lyric contest lolz

Left foot, left foot
Right foot, right
Feet in the day
Feet in the night
Wet Foot
Dry Foot
Low Foot
High Foot
Front Feet
Back Feet
Feet Feet Feet
How many different feet you meet!
Slow Feet
Quick Feet
Well Feet
Sick Feet
Up Feet
Down Feet
Here come clown feet
Small Feet
Big Feet
Here come pig feet
His feet
Her Feet
Fuzzy fur feet
In the house
and on the street,
how many different feet you meet!


From the abridged small version of the book, not the original full version, some words have been changed.
 
It's not really rap, but here's an oldie-but-goodie by Rosemary Clooney. I suppose if you scratched some records in the background, and yelled it into a microphone (all while tossing in a couple of offensive words, of course) it might sound like rap...:grinyes:

There's no business like show business like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing, everything that traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are stealing that extra bow

There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low
Even with a turkey that you know will fold, you may be stranded out in the cold
Still you wouldn't change it for a sack of gold, let's go on with the show

The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Are secretly unhappy men because
The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Get paid for what they do but no applause.
They'd gladly bid their dreary jobs goodbye for anything theatrical and why?

There's no business like show business and I tell you it's so
Traveling through the country is so thrilling, standing out in front on opening nights
Smiling as you watch the theater filling, and there's your billing out there in lights

There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low
Angels come from everywhere with lots of jack, and when you lose it, there's no attack
Where could you get money that you don't give back? Let's go on with the show

(There's no business like show business like no business I know)
You get word before the show has started that your favorite uncle died at dawn
Top of that, your pa and ma have parted, you're broken-hearted, but you go on

(There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low)
Yesterday they told you you would not go far, that night you open and there you are
Next day on your dressing room they've hung a star, let's go on with the show!!
 
LOL...how bout this old one...OMG, the controversy it caused
------ tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young ______ got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

---- that ----, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk mutha--- with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

---- with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every ______ is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
 
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HAHAHHAHA...how bout this one..I think one of the most annoying girl bands ever made, they actually played it on the radio today!!!:)

Ill tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
Ill tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now dont go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
Ill tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha.
 
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