MAFIA 10: Vampires!
- Thread starter IceH2O
- Start date
Would have been foolish. He didn't have much choice today. Too many votes on him and he has 2 evils, which is plenty good enough to get us going in the right direction, especially if one turns out to be the lead vamp. I think he also nailed Ogre.
Three vampires went into a bar and
sat down. The barmaid came over to
take their orders. "And what would
you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a
mug of blood." The second vampire
said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at
his companions and said, "I will have
a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order,
went to the bar and called to the
bartender,
"Two bloods and a blood light."
sat down. The barmaid came over to
take their orders. "And what would
you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a
mug of blood." The second vampire
said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at
his companions and said, "I will have
a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order,
went to the bar and called to the
bartender,
"Two bloods and a blood light."
A vampire bat came flapping in from
the night covered in fresh blood and
parked himself on the roof of the
cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats
smelled the blood and began hassling
him about where he got it.
He told them to knock it off and let
him get some sleep but they persisted
until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out
of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the
other bats excitedly milled around
him.
"Now, do you see that tree over
there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all
screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because
I DIDN'T!"
the night covered in fresh blood and
parked himself on the roof of the
cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats
smelled the blood and began hassling
him about where he got it.
He told them to knock it off and let
him get some sleep but they persisted
until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out
of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the
other bats excitedly milled around
him.
"Now, do you see that tree over
there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all
screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because
I DIDN'T!"
We should stake you just for that joke...You're lucky you're important...lol
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