The town brings Blob and Lab_rat to the Bigfoot enclosure, as they are ready to throw both of them in Mayor Zaffy shouts.
"Stop! you can't put a breeding pair in there like that, you're overstocking!"
The town stops and waits for guidance. Zaffy reaches into his pocket and produces his trusty coin.
"Heads it's Lab_rat, tails it's Blob" he says as he flips the coin high into the air... The coin hits the chandelier and bounces erratically off the marble walls (it's an elaborate viewing area). The coin then rolls into the group of people who are waiting.
Mayor Zaffy demands "Did anyone see how it landed?"
A hushed voice shouts out "It was heads!"
At that, Mayor Zaffy takes Lab_rat by the arm and swings her into the enclosure.
The town cheers that they've caught bigfoot, well most of the town. Someone quickly notices that the enclosure Lab_rat was thrown into isn't the Sasquatch enclosure, rather it's the tiger enclosure. Lab_rat was mauled to death before anyone could react.
Lab_rat was a townie.