"WATERBOY"!!!!!!! At the sound of the coachs gruff voice Charlie's head snaps to attention. He has been daydreaming about his beloved Dangerdoll again. Charlie tries hard to concentrate on game days, but sometimes DD is all he can think of.
"Y..Y..Y..Yessir?", Charlie answers meekly.
"Get yer fool head outta the clouds and fill these water jugs ya idjit. You dreamin' bout dem cheerleaders again ain't cha???"
"N..N..N..No sir, not cheerleaders. J..J..Just Dangerdoll"
"DANGERDOLL!!!", coachs voice seems to slice through Charlie. "What in tarnation would the most beautiful lady in all of ACville want with a waterboy with a head full of rocks????"
"Y..Y..Y..You'll see C..C..C..Coach, Y..Y..Y..You'll see". Charlie decides to show his beloved Danger that he is a hero, not a zero. First class, not half-assed.
I vote to lynch JL.
Curious vote Waterboy. You know that JL will vote for the first role-player (at least usually) and you're already trying to ally yourself with DD based on past romances. Seems to be a very well calculated post.