Mafia 17: Vampires

Blueiz said:
WooHoo!!

*blue secures a plate of armor around her neck to keep the vampires away*
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LOL, neck armor. When I was a kid my parents let us watch Salem's Lot and I went to bed w/a towel wrapped around my neck. Although uncomfortable, the peace of mind was worth it.

jpappy789 said:
I am going to try some rp...

Upon returning to ACville, Jappy von Hinklemeier notices a different town. The once lively faces of the townsfolk have become dim with fea rand paranoia. Jappy clearly remebers the last time this happened...Vampires! Not again...

But Jappy also sees a light at the end of the tunnel. We have done this already once, why couldn't we do it again? There is no doubt in his mind that the town will successfully rid the place of those nasty beings of the night, yet Jappy decides he will do something different this time. Why not make a profit? So, he opens a blacksmithing business in his barn, unknowing of the troubles this will bring him...

Ouch! **** metal!!!
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Nice role-play, Jp. Yep, I'll gladly pay for some silver neck armor and stakes.

Hooked Newbie said:
Hey Folks! I decided to try an alternate method to thwart any attacks from the blood thirsty... thin blood with very little actual blood content. If you smell Canadian Whiskey on anyone's breath after my death, stick em quick!
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Hmmm, have you and niko been drinking together last night? Waz the alcohol spiked w/fresh red blood?
 
Plantling is so glad she planted a whole bed of garlic in her greenhouse. Now they are dried and hanging in all her doorways and windows, along w/long chains of silver beads. The house smells garlicky but with evil vamps about, plant will prolly even roast some everyday. Besides garlic toast goes w/just about any meal, doesn't it. With two extra bins of garlic left, plant decides to do her townie duty and go set it near the bala statue with a sign saying Free to all who are not averted to garlic, just save a strand for Bala.
 
clown-lover said:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: - man you could have at least had the good stuff like Crown so I don't puke just thinking of that smell :D



mmmmm garlic pizza.. Does that go with HN Canadian Wiskey???
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Are you saying that you would have rather sucked his blood if he drank crown, but now you arent going to cause just thinking about drinking his blood , the smell of canadian whickey from his blood, makes you puke just thinking about it?
 
Andi Knocks on Plantling's door needing more garlic for the pizzas the fresher the better.
 
Okay, charlie is here..good deal..

I retract my vote to stick a stake in Charlie...
 
Let's try Judge, next...

I vote to stick a stake in judge..
 
Blueiz said:
Are you saying that you would have rather sucked his blood if he drank crown, but now you arent going to cause just thinking about drinking his blood , the smell of canadian whickey from his blood, makes you puke just thinking about it?
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Very good point, Blueiz......hmmmmm
 
"There is a monster in the church!!! Staring down from the bell tower!!! It had great bulging eyes, and twisted claws for hands!!! Seen it with me own spectacles I did!!!"
"Tis no monster ye great blubbering idiot", one of the elders shot back, "Tis Charliemoto, the bell ringer."
"Charliemoto????"
"Aye. Charliemoto. Dumb as a stump and almost as ugly. He has lived in solitude in the bell tower all his life. They say his face could make a train take the dirt road."
 
Blueiz said:
Are you saying that you would have rather sucked his blood if he drank crown, but now you arent going to cause just thinking about drinking his blood , the smell of canadian whickey from his blood, makes you puke just thinking about it?
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:headshake2: Cute... ha ha.. No I just have had one to many nights hugging a toilet because of CW.. I can still smell the combination of puke and Canadian Wiskey on my clothing.. :yuck: and crown royal doesn't smell as bad after I've had to much.. :D
 
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