A Poem for DangerDoll and Lady G by Charlie Stubbs:
I think to myself, "Man I'm one lucky slub"
Two beautiful woman, both of which I do lub,
"Which one should i choose???", thinks this lucky fellow.
Let them settle it fairly, in a tub full of jello.
"A wrestling match!" Charlie exclaimed.
For the victor there's spoils, for the loser there's shame
So they entered the tub, and the hair started flying,
Boobies and Jello, man I'm not lying,
Scratching and biting and all sorts of things
That you'd never see in a wrestling ring.
I can't say who won. I don't know who was the victor.
If there was a winner declared, Charlie had missed her.
You see while they were fighting in a hot game of twister
Charlie was sleeping with ZSandman's sister
I think to myself, "Man I'm one lucky slub"
Two beautiful woman, both of which I do lub,
"Which one should i choose???", thinks this lucky fellow.
Let them settle it fairly, in a tub full of jello.
"A wrestling match!" Charlie exclaimed.
For the victor there's spoils, for the loser there's shame
So they entered the tub, and the hair started flying,
Boobies and Jello, man I'm not lying,
Scratching and biting and all sorts of things
That you'd never see in a wrestling ring.
I can't say who won. I don't know who was the victor.
If there was a winner declared, Charlie had missed her.
You see while they were fighting in a hot game of twister
Charlie was sleeping with ZSandman's sister