Mafia #33 - Bruce Campbell Vs. Army of Darkness

Lady G...can hear the music and smells a grill going, she remembers the bottle of Jack she has in the cabinet and pulls it out. She wonders if she should change, but decides it's summer, her hair is stayin in the ponytail, she's leavin her shorts on and grabbing her flip flops on the way out the door. As she heads out, a chill runs down her spin as she thinks of who could be deceiving them, she shakes it off and decides you never know when it will be your last night in this town, shes going to drink the worry away tonight.

She finds the music is the new guys in town, and hopes they don't mind her, very casual attire and heads over. Knocking on the door, she felt highly underdressed as the owner the one they call Chill answers in a tie and dress shirt. "Ummm, I know I'm not dressed up, but I have this bottle of Jack, mind if I join"...she can hear Julz laughter and hopes they will let her join in.
 
judge looks up in time to see G standing at the door holding a bottle of jack! A huge smile hits her face, You can always count on G for a bottle of something, ..its shaping up to be a hell of an evening!
 
G smiles up at Chill as he moves over and lets her through, "Hey, Julz...gotta beer for me?" Seeing the other new guy "Dawg" she waves and smiles a hello to him, "wanna shot, or a drink", she asks.
 
Chill asks G in and she puts her Jack on the table. Chill brings out a bottle of Johnnie so Jack don't get lonely. He notices he has singed his new tie on the grill. You can dress some people up but you can't take em anywhere. He takes off the tie so his new guests don't feel uncomfortable. It's shaping up to be a party.
 
G laughs a little when she sees Chills tie..."Hope, your cookin more then your cloths out there" She says joking at him.
 
Chill raises a glass:
"Night's coming it could be the last for one of us,
raise a glass to the fallen,
now life's short
have a shot
and party like's there no tomorrow!"
 
Chill thinks now isn't this a fine international affair:
A Canadian boy
chasing Scotch Whiskey
with Irish Beer
partying with American Beauties
perhaps he's been killed and this is heaven.

He looks over at Dawg who seems to be equally enjoying himself.
 
G picks up a shot, and raises it singing one of her favorite Tom Petty songs...

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

There's pigeons down on Market Square,
She's standing in her underwear.
Lookin' down from a hotel room,
Nightfall will be coming soon.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes, you got to put on that party dress.
It was too cold to cry, when I woke up alone.
I hit my last number, I walked to the road.
 
Chill said:
Chill thinks now isn't this a fine international affair:
A Canadian boy
chasing Scotch Whiskey
with Irish Beer
partying with American Beauties
perhaps he's been killed and this is heaven.

He looks over at Dawg who seems to be equally enjoying himself.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:that cracked me up!!
 
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