Mafia #36 Vampires

The boy from Cali wanders the town. He notices that people are eating garlic hot dogs and carrying crosses. Boy do they have a lot to learn about vamps, he thinks to himself. He has experience with vampires that are not hurt by crosses and with SPF 400 sunscreen, they can walk in the daylight.

Time to get my patented Stakezooka(tm), he says to himself.Yep not much going on here. Hmmm... with a player in bed with the mod (proverbially speaking), it could get pretty ugly... unless you're into that sort of thing.

Man, I wish I hadn't written that.
 
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Chill's back and the Hot Dog Stand is open for business. He's sporting a brand new bandolier of seventeen sharpened hickory stakes. His cook's apron take some of the macho out of the outfit though.

As a special treat he's offering up barbecued bat wings on a stick. With a complimentary shot of Bacardi for the adults.

Some guy tell him garlic only works in the movies. "Oh well, we'll see" he thinks. There's always the spare propane tank he fitted with a spray nozzle; he's pretty sure flamethrowers work. At least they work in the books.
 
Lady G, I dub thee Madam Pappy for your posting abilities.
 
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Oh , now , now, Bob dear, ..It was all in fun:)
 
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