Anyones thoughts on Mark McGwire finally admitting to what most people probably suspected?
I'm bored lol
I'm bored lol
Mafia 61: The Gunslinger - Game Thread
- Thread starter Madcrawdad
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I hadn't heard he'd finally admitted to it. They should either strip his titles or put big asterisks by every record he broke.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
An old Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic, so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lisina to me. Some day you goin a be runna da bussiness. You goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybe a couple of bambino. Some day you goina come home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whata you gonna do then, pointa to you watch and say..."TIMES UP"?"
:rofl: :rofl:
That was a good one! Maybe you can teach jb something about telling jokes.
Read that over a few dozen more times. I think you'll get it... eventually.
Oh, I got it...was not feeling any suspense as I am pure vanilla. I am simply waiting around for jb to ask me any questions he may have about anything I have written. Just killing time...in my boredom I have resorted to posting photos.
Okay... I just got home from a silly day (night) at work. But I've been thinking a lot which always stresses me out. I've suspected all 3 of you at one point or another, and I'm not really sure which way to go.
It's proven true several times now that not following the town's compiled list doesn't work. But there's something nagging at me... which is what every GS to preceed me has said. Look where that's gotten them. I'm going to go back and look at the thread one more time, and I'll probably take my shot in the AM. I might post some questions throughout my reading, but at this point I think it's doubtful since more discussion is likely only going to add to the confusion.
Two things before I do that:
Kash: your joke got a lot of mileage at work. =) and thanks for getting mine!
Labby: even if you're evil, you're the best strait man anyone could ask for. :hitting:
It's proven true several times now that not following the town's compiled list doesn't work. But there's something nagging at me... which is what every GS to preceed me has said. Look where that's gotten them. I'm going to go back and look at the thread one more time, and I'll probably take my shot in the AM. I might post some questions throughout my reading, but at this point I think it's doubtful since more discussion is likely only going to add to the confusion.
Two things before I do that:
Kash: your joke got a lot of mileage at work. =) and thanks for getting mine!
Labby: even if you're evil, you're the best strait man anyone could ask for. :hitting:
should read:
I fixed it for you jb! :thumbsup: Good luck, good analyzing, and I'll answer any questions you have for me in the morning. Remember, you have a while to think about it, no reason to rush your decision.
In that case...
Top Ten Signs Your ACville Neighbor Is in the Mafia
10. He seems to do really well for a guy who runs a candy store that's open one or two hours a day.
9. His partner in the neighborhood 3-legged race: Vincent "The Chin" Gigante.
8. For his son's birthday, buys him a U.S. senator.
7. Your tomato plants keep getting singed by the cars exploding in his driveway.
6. Tuesday: paper boy misses porch. Wednesday: paper boy gets "iced."
5. All his anecdotes end with, "So I blew his head off."
4. Two goons show up and make your wife reveal the family recipe for apple crisp.
3. At their Halloween party, they bob for mob informants.
2. After having an argument with his kid, your kid wakes up with the head of Tickle Me Elmo on his pillow.
1. His lawn gnome is riddled with bulletholes.
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The Mafia Boss finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Mafia Boss goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Mafia Boss tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.”
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The attorney tells the Mafia Boss, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”
The Mafia Boss pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple, and says, “Ask him again!”
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!”
The bookkeeper signs back, “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in ACville!”
The Mafia Boss asks the attorney, “Well, what’d he say?”
The attorney replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”
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I'll :lipssealedsmilie: again.
...... go haunt threads I'm allowed to post in.
Okay,
I've looked at all of Ag's posts again. Like I said before... I've lost perspective and found myself unable to reread the whole thread. So I'm going one at a time... which is what I do best anyway.
Ag, here's my concerns. I'm going to give you one last chance to defend yourself. Keep in mind, if you are indeed innocent it is your RESPONSIBILITY to defend yourself well. You are the whole town's top suspect and if I shoot you, we lose. And I swear if you use the word "vanilla" in your response I'm going to shoot the gas pump and blow up the whole town. :22_yikes:
1. Your posting style changed dramatically toward the end of the game. I counted myself, and well over half your posts were over the last two days. Right after you got called out hard for being non-participatory. You called out Razz for changing his posting style between games, then you change yours drastically within the game. Seems to me like you might be jumping in more now to cause trouble.
2. You jumped on Razz (innocent) EARLYand just wouldn't let go. Yes, you listed Annie early on, but I can't find any where that you actually even tossed a casual question that way. Care to pull a post and prove me wrong?
3. You are all over the place with the things you've said. First you jump on Razzle... convinced he's scummy. Then, you stated that when given the chance you would (and this was on 2nd thought) shoot Zsand?! WTF? I know you answered this before, but I'm giving you another shot at it.
4. My biggest concern: I opened up the window with everyone's post count. I clicked on the number next to your name (33), and I didn't even have to leave that screen to read every word you've posted in the game. With Jpap (I'm not looking forward to doing all that work... :jaw-dropping
I know that nearly every post I'll have to go back into the thread and read them. What I'm saying is... ignoring post count, the actual amount of information you've provided the town is in the negatives. Any thoughts here?
Take this seriously, Ag. If you are innocent like you claim, you lose the game for us if you don't.
Back with more soon.
I've looked at all of Ag's posts again. Like I said before... I've lost perspective and found myself unable to reread the whole thread. So I'm going one at a time... which is what I do best anyway.
Ag, here's my concerns. I'm going to give you one last chance to defend yourself. Keep in mind, if you are indeed innocent it is your RESPONSIBILITY to defend yourself well. You are the whole town's top suspect and if I shoot you, we lose. And I swear if you use the word "vanilla" in your response I'm going to shoot the gas pump and blow up the whole town. :22_yikes:
1. Your posting style changed dramatically toward the end of the game. I counted myself, and well over half your posts were over the last two days. Right after you got called out hard for being non-participatory. You called out Razz for changing his posting style between games, then you change yours drastically within the game. Seems to me like you might be jumping in more now to cause trouble.
2. You jumped on Razz (innocent) EARLYand just wouldn't let go. Yes, you listed Annie early on, but I can't find any where that you actually even tossed a casual question that way. Care to pull a post and prove me wrong?
3. You are all over the place with the things you've said. First you jump on Razzle... convinced he's scummy. Then, you stated that when given the chance you would (and this was on 2nd thought) shoot Zsand?! WTF? I know you answered this before, but I'm giving you another shot at it.
4. My biggest concern: I opened up the window with everyone's post count. I clicked on the number next to your name (33), and I didn't even have to leave that screen to read every word you've posted in the game. With Jpap (I'm not looking forward to doing all that work... :jaw-dropping
I know that nearly every post I'll have to go back into the thread and read them. What I'm saying is... ignoring post count, the actual amount of information you've provided the town is in the negatives. Any thoughts here?Take this seriously, Ag. If you are innocent like you claim, you lose the game for us if you don't.
Back with more soon.
