Standing in the middle of ACville park, Zaffy shouts in all directions.
"They are putting things in the water, you can see it when the light hits just right. Watch while you spread their mind control juice on your lawns, you can see the microbots shimmering in the mist. The light reflects off and makes all the colors in the rainbow. It's these robots, they get in your brain and the government will take control."
"You need to block their transmissions with an aluminum hat! only $19.99, get em while they last. Buy one now and I'll throw in a second absolutely free!"
Suddenly, he realized that the dream he had of showing up to work without any pants on is no dream at all. He quickly covers himself and runs away.
LMAO!
As G is sitting there, watching the birds and sippin her coffee, she hears something in the distant..."is that someone shouting something, something about the water and a foil hat"? "Hmmmm", she thinks to herself.."now what". About to get up and walk out to the mail box she see's someone running. "OMG, is that Zaff?? What is he running down the street with no pants on for"? Shaking her head and thinking, "Wow, the things you can see in this town"
Yea, what happened to the place?
Mr. Palmer notices that Zaffy is acting strangely, and wonders why. He also notices that some old friends are missing. He decides to watch and wait, and talk only when he needs to, or has somethin to say. After all, he doesnt want to end up like Zaffy, running pantless in the street. He just hopes that the town starts talking, so they can find out who is evil and who is good.