Piranha86 is wandering down the streets of ACville, kicking dried up road apples as he goes along to ease his boredom with the town. It was a hot day in ACville, and he forgot the words of wisdom his paw had imparted upon him, “Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.” As he kicks the mess left behind by Chill’s horse, he remembers his paw’s advise, moments too late. The excrement splatters all over his favorite Cleveland Browns jersey, boots, and jeans. It even gets on his special Browns helmet that he wears 24/7, since he is such a diehard Browns fan. Everyone in town points and laughs at the spectacle.
Bala is not pleased with the lack of participation shown by Piranha. As Piranha runs home with tears running down his face, Bala snatches him up for the entire town to see. Behind Bala lies a big vat of blue paint. Piranha is dumped head first into the paint. After letting him marinate in the blue goop until it saturated every pore, Bala removes him and places him on a table, used for those who need to be drawn and quartered. Rope is tied to each limb, and each piece of rope is attached to the saddle horn of a horse. Slowly the horses walk away, in four different directions. Piranha is stretched from head to toe, until he is about 15 feet tall and resembles a freakish blue creature from an alien planet. As the town stares in horror at the blue, long limbed creature, Bala grasps the creature formerly known as Piranha, now known as “AvatarMe”, at his funny pony tail and slices it off. The creature falls to the ground, face first, into the very pile of fresh horse dung that got him into this whole mess.
Piranha86 was an innocent townie.