Mayor Patty grabs JB and FF by their respective ears and leads them before the town.
You have both been found guilty for the crimes of naughtiness by the good townspatricks of Patrick ville. Patricks, what say you?
Mayor patty doesn't wait for a response. Instead he rambles on "For these crimes I will condemn one of you to death, and the other to life so that you may survive and know not to be naughty any longer for having seen someone killed for the crime which you have committed and there by having a feeling of both guilt and a newfound lease on life."
FF and JB look at eachother, neither has any clue what the mayor is talking about.
Mayor Patty once again removes the coin from his pocket and throws it into the air... As it flies he puts on his glasses and declares patrick side up, JB gets the chair, and patrick side down FF is glued to the bottom of my car.
The coin lands...
Patrick side....