Distracted from the town's decision to lock up his special lady friend, one townsfolk accidentally makes the wrong turn heading home and ends up in front of a large barb wired fence. The sign posted in front read "Do not enter, government testing site." He didn't even know this part of town existed.
Suddenly, strange voices came from behind him, alien to his ears. There was a bright flash of light and before he new it he was fatally hit on the head with a rock. Not a space rock, just a regular rock that was gray and hard.
Wizard was an innocent!