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Hearing that Chas' Beauty Salon is back open for business, and anxious to get a jump on summer, Madcrawdad slips on a Speedo and his new pair of Crocs shoes.... the plan, to see Charlie for one of those AC-famous, world-class bikini waxes.

Leaving the house, Madcrawdad notices that quite a party must have gone on down the street, last night, as there appears to be red and white confetti everywhere. Upon approach, though, reality and horror hit him in the gut hard.

He realizes that what appeared to be confetti, from a distance, is actually feathers. Lots of them, and many of them bloody. Last night's events here were certainly no party, but with Charlie the chicken choker back in town, it's not difficult to surmise what went on.

Not content with just choking his own chicken anymore, Charlie must have gone on a rampage and choked Ogre's chicken, and then JL's chicken too. Even Jpap's little cornish hen didn't escape a brutal choking.

As the tears stream down, Madcrawdad realizes that, with Charlie back from Ogrimmar, no poultry in ACville is safe anymore.
 
Now that is funny!
 
I was looking forward to a post from Ice asking me if I'd finally made parole.

dirtydawg10 said:
Hey Charlie nice to meet you. Unfortunately we would probably know who was on the other team with this format ;)
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Hahaha. Thats true.

FireDancer7905 said:
Hi Charlie! I might be persuaded to play another round if we can gather up enough of the "vets." Although, these "newbs" are pretty frickin' good. Maybe together we can revive roleplay!

Firedancer, (formerly known as Jensons) feeling nostalgic, meanders around ACVille looking for a cozy spot to share some lemonade. She pauses occasionally in front of empty houses, where both friend and foe resided. As the sun sets, she hears laughter in the distance. The tail end of a joke floats by on the breeze...and something about a potato? Maybe I'll go see who's here, she thinks.
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Guess what my favorite drink is.....Brandy!!!!!!

"A priest, a rabbi and a potato walk into a bar." Charlie pauses for a second for dramatic effect. "That must of hurt!" John stares back at him confused. "I don't get it" he says. Charlie repeats the joke. "A priest, a rabbi and a potato walk into a bar" No pause this time. "That must have hurt."
"Still don't get it" John replies.
"Nevermind, here comes Firedancer (formerly known as Jensons, Charlie heard she was forced to change her name after a sordid scandal with a 12 inch pianist came to light, but he was too embarrassed to ask if it were true). I'd really like to wax her, ya know whad I mean? That reminds me John, I gotta get back to the shop, I have a 2 o'clock bikini wax booked with Madcrawdad and I still have alota chickens to choke. Besides yourself and Ogre, Pappy has a cornish hen he'd like choked as well. Maybe I can choke Mads chicken while I'm waxing him and save myself a little time..."


Dangerdoll said:
be still, my aching heart, it's Charlie!! Yes, it it was charlie in the back room there, I believe it woulda been an entirely different game!! :naughty:



I didn't, but I do now!! I can't wait to play!!

oh.... and btw, I cannot believe Mael never came out of that closet yet!! :lipssealedsmilie:
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:hearts:

Lady G said:
:worthy:

Well, I think it would have to be a 3 way game....old school vets, new school vets and flat out noobs :evil_lol:
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:naughty:...3 way you say? Thats not a roll of dimes in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you...

Lady G said:
Seeing her Charlie in the back room, narrowing her eyes as she looks back at Mad, Ice and John Doll walks over grabbing Jmax and G.... with a sly look on her face........
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Hahahahaha. This is great.

Madcrawdad said:
Hearing that Chas' Beauty Salon is back open for business, and anxious to get a jump on summer, Madcrawdad slips on a Speedo and his new pair of Crocs shoes.... the plan, to see Charlie for one of those AC-famous, world-class bikini waxes.

Leaving the house, Madcrawdad notices that quite a party must have gone on down the street, last night, as there appears to be red and white confetti everywhere. Upon approach, though, reality and horror hit him in the gut hard.

He realizes that what appeared to be confetti, from a distance, is actually feathers. Lots of them, and many of them bloody. Last night's events here were certainly no party, but with Charlie the chicken choker back in town, it's not difficult to surmise what went on.

Not content with just choking his own chicken anymore, Charlie must have gone on a rampage and choked Ogre's chicken, and then JL's chicken too. Even Jpap's little cornish hen didn't escape a brutal choking.

As the tears stream down, Madcrawdad realizes that, with Charlie back from Ogrimmar, no poultry in ACville is safe anymore.
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Hahahahahahaha. Some of the best role playing I've ever read.
 
I would like to know more about this walking potato Charlie speaks of...

Also, I am not going to be able to mod a game anytime soon. There is too much going on at work, plus I hope to take some vacation.

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