I demand that I be the hillbilly.
I tell you what, 'em fellers done come up on me fixin' ta take mah still. I done shot them federales, I had tuh, they was fit'ta ruin me.
an' you sure got a purdy mouth...
JUDGE!!!!!!!!!
I literally have an uncle Tom, who lives in a cabin he built in the woods. My family is all in Oklahoma, but I live out here on the coast with paved roads and electricity.