Marth Jokes... gotta laugh.

[aquariumfishguy]

Martha Jokes... gotta laugh.

-Martha Stewart is reported to have snapped at a salesperson, "Do you know who I am?" To which the salesperson replied, "A snippy blonde with amnesia?"


-K-Mart's bankruptcy has a lot of people very upset. Martha Stewart was at one of the stores last week shredding her sheets.


-Martha Stewart should have stayed in the kitchen and out of the stock market. Up until now her worst crime was once using a mix to make a chocolate layer cake.


-Martha Stewart has become really unpopular. The other day she ordered a martini and the olive stuck its pimento out at her!

 

[125gJoe]

 

[sman91wing]

I wonder if inmates make her their "female dog" and make her decorate their rooms and make little desserts

 

[aquariumfishguy]

I hear people ask that all the time, and I would imagine not. Martha is going to be a "regular person" in jail... not mrs. fix it.

... and many of them women in jail probably could care less about decorations.