Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in
the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, 24th & 29th.
Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th,
three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.
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packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in
the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, 24th & 29th.
Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th,
three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.
:hitting:
