Moods

greeneyedlady

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The Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.




The Moods of a Man





Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.
 
greeneyedlady said:
The Moods of a Man

Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.
Yeah, that about sums it up. :D
 
Timmain42 said:
Yeah, that about sums it up. :D

I couldn't have said it any better. Except these are just the moods for the bad days. :D

"T"
 
NowherMan6 said:
One change to add, if I may: please invert the order of "Hungry" and "Horny".

horny.
hungry.
sleepy.


yep, sounds about right... :D

Actually, I think horny should be said before hungry, after hungry and after sleepy. Maybe a couple more times after that!

;)

Lila
 
Lila Boffins said:
Actually, I think horny should be said before hungry, after hungry and after sleepy. Maybe a couple more times after that!

;)

Lila

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The confusing part is when all three moods are happening at the same time. :eek:
 
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