I say you "Spartan" it.
Carry the TV with your bare hands across the land.
Turn the trip into an adventure.
No technology, except for clothes and knives.
Preferably a spear.
But really, I kind of see where Vader is coming from. And if he has some proof with the advice.
$20 to rent small U-Haul, or broken LCD?
I wouldn't know, I have no experience with these things.
I wouldn't risk it though.
I love this idea!