Firefly? Object #2 is moving in an eliptical curve... First it's traveling in one direction, across the sky. As the curve takes it directly towards or away from you, it seems to be holding still in relative position, then, as the curve continues to bend, it shoots off in a seemingly new direction.
It's slower at first because the curve is already taking it a little towards/away from you, then much faster afterwards because once it's turned, it's running flat parallel to the observer.
You did'nt see anything, and you'll talk to know one about it. Or we'll tell em how much you liked the probing! Sheeze..we've never had anyone ask for a phone number or breakfast after a probe like that....