My awesome computer got a magnificent virus.

Just send it to me I could use another computer. Before the hammer of course. Haha

Whats the status of the computer did you get your problem resolved?
 
Here's a way to clean about 98% of dirty windows systems, I personally use it on people's pc's most of the time there are viruses/adware/trojans present without the need to find a specific virus fix/patch for it (because most of the time if there is one there are others).

Run these one by one, making sure to reboot your pc between runs (also do these steps in safe mode, without the adware being locked by the system):

First download and run VundoFix (click remove Vundo when done, alot of spam sites use it):
http://www.atribune.org/ccount/click.php?id=4

Then download and run ATF Cleaner (check all other than Cookies and History):
http://www.atribune.org/ccount/click.php?id=1

Then download and run Dr.Web CureIt (start it, let it autoscan, then when it's done click Settings>Change Settings>click Actions tab and under Malware set everything to 'Delete' click Apply and OK then start the scan (click the green play '>' button), it'll scan and auto delete all malware for you), this is probably one of the best virus cleaners for windows if regularly updated (which also removes rootkits):
http://www.freedrweb.com/

Then download, install and run SUPERAntiSpyware (when done you can choose to uninstall it):
http://www.superantispyware.com/
Do I do that all at the same time?
 
have you tried pooring 2 cups of cough syrup in the disc drive. instant cure. and if the computer starts smoking....that means it working!
 
Sorry, I tried to do all of that stuff at the same time before you posted and I got a blue screen error. The only accounts that don't seem to be infected on my computer is the guest and this other one. I might have to use those until this thing gets destroyed.
 
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