Is that one of those new electric razors with the built-in lubricant dispenser? I would presume that stuff is very bad to get on your balls, and in your aquaria.
My big balls
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As we all know, some folks have more balls than others, I know gals that have balls and men that don't. Some only have one "ball".
But if you want balls or more balls than you already have, you'll learn how to care for them.
By learning how to grow the plants well, you also will have more balls later.
And also you will have BIGGER BALLS. If you are balled out, well, you can order more.
Although be careful, asking for someone's balls is rather a delicate issue.
Apparently Robert Hudson doesn't seem to mind talking about his balls and doesn't mind selling/giving his away. It's hard to put a price on your balls.
Apparently, he does not mind and his services are shashayed with the upmost machismo and bravado.
I suppose too many balls could get you in trouble. That might be his case.
Putting them into the aquarium is a somewhat novel idea but many folks seem to enjoy having their balls in their tanks.
Balls are not for everyone, some like to have them, some don't.
Regards,
Tom Barr
But if you want balls or more balls than you already have, you'll learn how to care for them.
By learning how to grow the plants well, you also will have more balls later.
And also you will have BIGGER BALLS. If you are balled out, well, you can order more.
Although be careful, asking for someone's balls is rather a delicate issue.
Apparently Robert Hudson doesn't seem to mind talking about his balls and doesn't mind selling/giving his away. It's hard to put a price on your balls.
Apparently, he does not mind and his services are shashayed with the upmost machismo and bravado.
I suppose too many balls could get you in trouble. That might be his case.
Putting them into the aquarium is a somewhat novel idea but many folks seem to enjoy having their balls in their tanks.
Balls are not for everyone, some like to have them, some don't.
Regards,
Tom Barr
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! 
Seriously, can your balls shrivel up and die, or do they just keep growing and growing forever?
Also, what happens when you squeeze your balls?
That must be pretty funny to watch, if your balls start floating up and then get pushed around by the powerhead... oh wait...
Seriously, can your balls shrivel up and die, or do they just keep growing and growing forever?
Also, what happens when you squeeze your balls?
That must be pretty funny to watch, if your balls start floating up and then get pushed around by the powerhead... oh wait...
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Balls seem to enjoy good current. If you have balls, I would suggest putting them out in the open so that all may see them. Don't be shy. They will grow to monsters and you will beam with pride. Put them directly under the light. Like a proud parent: "My balls are 4 and still getting bigger! One is almost as big as a grapefruit".
Some folks feel when they start getting this big, it's unatural but it's not. It's just folks have not seen balls like this before and have not realized that they can get this big.
But with education and awareness, they will be accepted in public eventually.
Regards,
Tom Barr
Some folks feel when they start getting this big, it's unatural but it's not. It's just folks have not seen balls like this before and have not realized that they can get this big.
But with education and awareness, they will be accepted in public eventually.
Regards,
Tom Barr
Sorry to interrupt with the mundane, but do ball require CO2, and what light level is appropriate for exposure? Do shrimp disturb them?
RTR there __is__ advice in what I'm saying. You should have the balls to use CO2, high light and good nutrients when growing balls. Otherwise your balls just sit there. What good are balls that just sit there? Those are not happy balls. I like happy balls. Those are the best balls of all. Shrimp are good as are most typical algae nibblers. Current, light basically everything that higher embryophytes like to grow. Folks kept them a long time ago in non CO2 tanks but they grew extremely slow. They often got covered by algae. Not happy balls.
The current maintains their shape. They will grow lopsided if you leave them in one spot too long. The wave and currents keep them rotating and allows for a decent round shape. I've had them grow like a pair of hambuger buns.
these different shapes tend to float more and should be divided into the round shapes that will hopefully maintain the shape.
It's not easy to get large balls that don't look weird. Folks stare as it is.
Regards,
Tom Barr
The current maintains their shape. They will grow lopsided if you leave them in one spot too long. The wave and currents keep them rotating and allows for a decent round shape. I've had them grow like a pair of hambuger buns.
these different shapes tend to float more and should be divided into the round shapes that will hopefully maintain the shape.
It's not easy to get large balls that don't look weird. Folks stare as it is.
Regards,
Tom Barr
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