> > >>> My New Diet:
> > >>>
> > >>> I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my
> > >>> dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
> > >>> asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
> > >>>
> > >>> I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her
> > >>> no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I
> > >>> probably shouldn't because I ended up in the
> > >>> hospital last time, but I'd lost 50 pounds before
> > >>> waking up in intensive care with tubes coming
> > >>> out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
> > >>>
> > >>> Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and
> > >>> on with the bogus diet story and she was totally
> > >>> buying it. I told her the Purina Diet is an easy,
> > >>> inexpensive diet and the way it works is to load
> > >>> your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
> > >>> eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
> > >>>
> > >>> The package said the food is nutritionally complete so
> > >>> I was going to try it again.
> > >>>
> > >>> I have to mention here that practically everyone in
> > >>> the line was by now enthralled with my story,
> > >>> particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she
> > >>> asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
> > >>> that was why I ended up in the hospital. I said
> > >>> no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt
> > >>> when a car hit me.
> > >>>
> > >>> I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried
> > >>> out the door.
> > >>>
> > >>> I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my
> > >>> dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
> > >>> asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
> > >>>
> > >>> I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her
> > >>> no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I
> > >>> probably shouldn't because I ended up in the
> > >>> hospital last time, but I'd lost 50 pounds before
> > >>> waking up in intensive care with tubes coming
> > >>> out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
> > >>>
> > >>> Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and
> > >>> on with the bogus diet story and she was totally
> > >>> buying it. I told her the Purina Diet is an easy,
> > >>> inexpensive diet and the way it works is to load
> > >>> your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
> > >>> eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
> > >>>
> > >>> The package said the food is nutritionally complete so
> > >>> I was going to try it again.
> > >>>
> > >>> I have to mention here that practically everyone in
> > >>> the line was by now enthralled with my story,
> > >>> particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she
> > >>> asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
> > >>> that was why I ended up in the hospital. I said
> > >>> no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt
> > >>> when a car hit me.
> > >>>
> > >>> I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried
> > >>> out the door.
