Myth Busters, Canadian Style!

aboot? what the crap is that?

Molson is cold, and Canadian Chicks are Hot! btw...
 
Tell me about the health care system. Is there really free basic medical for everyone?
 
Tell me about the health care system. Is there really free basic medical for everyone?
Yeah, but it's not really free. We have to pay medical insurance premiums, or at least, the ones that make decent money do. It's also paid for by our taxes and is actually quite expensive.
 
Do Canadians automatically expect the US to protect them in times of war,since you have no real army?
If you take a look at history, that's not the case at all. Canada was already knee-deep in WWII (which at the time had one of the biggest navys in the world) by the time America decided to get off its arse and help out. Canada also takes part in quite a bit more peace-keeping missions than does America. It's a lie that Canada has no army. If you take a look at your own CIA World Factbook, you'll see that Canada has the 12th or 13th most expensive military in the world, yet only has 33 million people. Today, in Afghanistan *per capita* Canada is doing more than the US fighting the real terrorists behind 9-11.

Do the mounties have a don't ask don't tell policy?
No, you can be openly *** in the police forces up here and discrimination is not tolerated. While we're on the subject, the RCMP don't wear those stupid red uniforms either. They look like real cops.

Do Canadians secretly wish the US would invade them and instill a democratic govt and occupy them until the ends of time?
No. Our governments are more democratic than yours, so please don't invade us like you do everyone else.

Why in the world would you want to live somewhere that gets so darn cold?
In Vancouver, where I live, it's actually warmer than much of the North-Eastern US and we don't get nearly as much snow as millions of Americans do. If you look at a map, parts of Canada actually extends as far south as California's northern border.
 
IceH20 said:
Do the mounties have a don't ask don't tell policy?

If I could find a mountie to ask, then I would have your answer. Horses suck when everybody has a car.

do Canadians live in constent fear of moose attacks?

No. Mooses crossing roads can be an issue, but we just buy smaller cars so we can drive right underneath them (my dad has).

bkw1982 said:
And do u put maple syrup on everything, including maple syrup soup?

Yep. Wich is why the micky d's here have maple syrup dispensers.
 
Do Canadians automatically expect the US to protect them in times of war,since you have no real army?

Actually the Canadian Armed Forces is considered one of the most professional and best trained armed forces in the world. Although we do not have a military the size of the United States we currently have approxametly 1/3 to 1/2 of our combat units situated in harms way overseas in various hot spots and UN Peacekeeping roles. Furthermore Canada has lost more troops during UN Peacekeeping missions than any other country in the world.

Do the mounties have a don't ask don't tell policy?
There is no such thing as a "don't Ask Don't Tell" policy in Canada what so ever. Our Mounties, Police Forces, CSIS (Canadian Security & Intelligence Agency) and Military all allow people to be truly what they are. We allow openly lesbian and *** individuals to serve their country. In fact our military was performing same-sex marriages within weeks of it being declared legal for same sex couples to wed.

Do Canadians secretly wish the US would invade them and instill a democratic govt and occupy them until the ends of time?
Actually we have a democratically elected government up here. We elect our MP's to parliament and the leader of the party with the most seats in the house is then asked to form the government. We do not have a 'college' that is given the authority to appoint a president as I found out the first time that George Bush was elected. Apparently you are not electing a president... you are telling a college how to vote to appoint the president.

Why in the world would you want to live somewhere that gets so darn cold?

Cause we can... lol Actually where it is so darn cold (the Territories) is where some of the worlds richest depostis of diamond are right now so people go up there and brave the temperatures. I live in Toronto, which is further south that a number of new england states. I have seen temperatures in the 100F range and the -10F range... so we get the extremes
 
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