Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Norton, nor McAfee have
solutions as yet!!!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer,
each time you turn it on.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
re-counting.
The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of
an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves...
but will be back!
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy ... then discards it through Windows.
solutions as yet!!!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer,
each time you turn it on.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
re-counting.
The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of
an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves...
but will be back!
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy ... then discards it through Windows.
