Ouch-chee-wow-wow. Now this is amazing (as in amazing that anybody could come up with this):
Don't blame me. I'm from Los Angeles, which means I could never be creative enough to come up with a one-liner like that, let alone put it on a shirt.
BTW, if you ever stop in Jersey and have a craving for a pizza, it's a pie. Always got it wrong every time I flew into the AFB near Lakehurst, NJ (McGuire).