Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

Oh yes I would love to serve Bill he is my Hero!!! Imagine the stuff you would see!

Granted but now everyone does crack and the whole society is falling apart because there is no more lesiure drug that isn't addicting.

I wish I didnt drink two cokes so I could go to bed.

EDIT :Jessica and I almost have the same wish so they can be combined lol.
granted you drink tow 2-letirs of pure caffeine instead.

I wish tomato sauce tasted more like tomatos.
 
I wish tomato sauce tasted more like tomatos.

granted......tomato sauce now taste more like real tomatos, the cost of one bottle is 50$(without tax)

i wish i could beat my gf at scrabble

p.s. nice simpson reference....gotta luv monkey paw
 
granted, but the drug used on you give you incredible back pain foricng you to go on workers comp 'till it goes away.

I wish poop was a slighly lighter shade of brown.
 
I wish poop was a slighly lighter shade of brown.


Granted: the amount of bilyruben (the agent in poop that makes it brown)in your feces is reduced, but eventually builds up in your body cavity, turning your entire torso the color of poo.


I wish people followed the speed limit
 
Granted: the amount of bilyruben (the agent in poop that makes it brown)in your feces is reduced, but eventually builds up in your body cavity, turning your entire torso the color of poo.
darn you, google!(shakes fist at google website)


I wish people followed the speed limit
granted, but now police cars/ fire trucks/ambulances take longer to get to where their going, resulting in the loss of human lives.

I wish neutroinium exsited.
 
Granted but some anti western extremist groups gets there hands on it first and makes tanks covered in it and invade and couquer the west killing you and your whole family.

I wish I had something to take to work for lunch today that I would acctually enjoy and would cause me no negative side affects.
 
Granted. It was so good, that you completely lost track of time while munching on it, and ended up taking an extended lunch break, which led to the cancellation of a huge meeting with a potentially huge customer, forcing your company to do some cutbacks, eventually leading to the loss of your job.

I wish I could fly. :)
 
Granted, but not knowing how to land put you into intensive care..

I wish I could be back home in bed
 
granted, but your boss is in a bad mood and you lose your job.

I wish I had a 5G marine aquarium with a neon goby and some cerith snails....
 
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