Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

Granted, but in oder for this to happen you must place sparklers in your ears and nose and lite them.

I wish I could snap my fingers and whatever I want would appear.

granted, upon your first snap you wish for a pretty blonde who instantly appears....a couple minutes later her angry boyfriend comes busting in and breaks those fancy fingers of yours.

I wish my clown pleco could sing like an angel...
 
granted: but it's made with tainted peanut butter



i wish solent green tasted more like people
 
granted: but the flavor will be arab people..with a hint of incense
:o uh oh!

i wish i could think of something to wish for
 
granted, but this weeks lottery is 1$

i wish i had a 5 story building all to myself to fill up with tanks...
 
granted:the buildin is in california, a giant earthquake causes the buildin to collaspe

i wish crayons were as fun as they were when i was a kid
 
Granted but you also regain the urge to stick them up your nose and have to go to the hospital for surgical removal.

I wish puppies where easier to train (I have 8 pittbull puppies in the house right now). They are 4 weeks old and my kitchen floor is a mess!!!!
 
granted, but now the pups behave like humans and demand 30$ allowance every week

i wish my chihuahua would stop licking my feet...
 
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