Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

BrkD said:
granted..what you didnt know was the fiberglass splinter pierced into a major artery and has stopped it from bleeding. when you took it out..blood is gushing out couple ounches per minute. luckily you were rushed to the hospital in time and your life was spared. :)

i wish i had a better job.
Click to expand...

better as in $$? Granted!! You now mak $100/hr shoveling shi... umm I mean poo :)

I wish I had long hair. . .
 
granted, but during a "flight" a strong backwind occurs and you slam into a brick wall

i wish i had a pencil..
 
you accidentally are given a lead pencil, and subsequently die a long painful death from lead posioning.

I wish that the darned wasp nest in our shed is gone, and not in our house or anywhere near us.
 
You roll up a news paper and light the end on fire to burn the wasp's wings off, effectively destroying the nest. The insulation in your shed's roof immediately combusts and burns the structure to the ground. Smoldering ashes land on the roof of your house and you spend the next month living out of a soup kitchen.

I wish anyone but Clinton or Obama would win the Democratic nomination.
 
granted: you now hav to sleep in the yard.

i wish i were it and it was something good.
 
granted: "it" turns out to be a $.30 digital camera off of E-bay that only works long enough to take one picture. Unfortunately that one picture was of the wrapping that it came in.

I wish that I could have a harem. :dance2:
 
You have a group of naked women in your house but since you aren't Muslim they become lesbians, not sleeping with you and cooking only for themselves. Any outside girl you try to bring in is either scared away or joins them.

I wish beer was specially priced for me anywhere I went.
 
Granted: beer is not marked up $100 from normal price, especially for u.

i wish i good speak and understand any language.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
AquariaCentral.com
Top Bottom