Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

Granted. It is always summer where you live, always about 100, people start dying from heat stroke ever around you and stinking up the place and to make matters worse your AC bills shoot sky high.

I wish I knew how to play guitar so I wouldn't have make believe playing an invisible guitar.
 
granted but to rent one is 89$

all your picks are made of flimsy rubber and the sound is muffled

every time you try to tune it a string breaks for some reason
the guitar weighs about 16 pounds

and the electricty bill is higher than you can count

i wish my cat could get out of heat without having to pay so much to get her fixed
 
Granted, all your "honey-do"projects are completely done, yet it is of a really bad quality so you end up having to "re-do" the "honey-do's."

I wish my tank's water would not evaporate so fast.
 
granted. your tank water increases ever so slightly. Next thing you know, you have flooded your house and the fish are everywhere.

I wish dinner was already cooked.
 
granted but then the dog walks himself and runs away


i wish that the next issue of sierra club magazine would come already
 
ganted but then it is full of bloodthirsty flat worms that shred the life out of me,


i wish for for time on the computer...
 
granted, but then the computer chrashed for all the time you are on it

i wish i could have a 55gal reef
 
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granted but then the tide came in and it hid under the bick rocks in a movie and ate muscles...


the next person can tell looking out there window that it's raining...
 
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