Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

[fishcatch22]

granted, its .01.

I wish ghost shrimp loved to eat algae.

 

[FL22]

granted, but you have spent all the money buying flowers for all the lovers in your life! all 239849085093845093845 of them! wow you are big pimping!

i wish my hubby was home!

 

[Malefic23]

i wish my hubby was home!

Granted: He's home, but he has a mean drunk on.

I wish it was still monday.

 

[FL22]

granted, but its monday for the rest of your life...kinda like groundhog day...yikes

i wish i was in bed

 

[msouth468]

Granted, unfortunately your bed is infested with fire ants...Ouch.

I wish my 4wd on my truck worked.

 

[fishcatch22]

granted, they work so well a vehicle thief steals them from you in the night.

I wish all food had 100% of all the nutrients you need in a day.

 

[Aussie_hippie_2]

granted, but one day you took a hike, and decided to wear a feather in your hat, and a wild emu/ostrich who also had 3 toes on each foot, thought you would make a great mate, and it, also, had its way with you.

i wish i had a slab

haha, just to clarify for the Americans in the crowd, a slab is aussie for a case. In other words, Gumby wants to get **** drunk.

Granted, except you get too much Vitamin C and you overdose on it; dying in a pool of your own, well, you know.


I wish it was summer again.

 

[daayda3]

granted, but then it was too hot that you melted LOL (all i could think of)

i wish i was a fighter pilot

 

[fishcatch22]

granted, but you go boom when you are hit by an anti air missle the second you go up.

I wish all food was organic.

 

[daayda3]

granted (me too)
but then others wouldnt like that, so they took you to court

i wish i had another tank