Granted I become president and everything gets better (My 5 week old baby has an IQ higher than Bush)
I wish I really was president
Granted but I (I know you're talking about me) become so loose that my arms flail about and wack you where the sun don't shine with your own mag light. Sorry but you wished for it.
I wish people didn't think I was so uptight when I'm just playing a game.
Granted but you are beaten, robbed and left for dead in an alley where a GIANT sewer rat comes over and eats your eyeballs.
I wish winter was over!