Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

[momar]

Granted, but by wishing that you were too picky. therefore you no longer exist.

I wish for giant snowflakes covered in sprinkles (?!?)

 

[S.A.]

granted. mmmmm you love the sprinkles. As you catch each sprinkly snowflake and it melts on your tongue, you realize you live downwind from 2 cattle ranches, a nuclear reactor/repository site, and 3 rendering ponds.


I wish that my cat wasn't in heat.

 

[kuhliloach]

granted but it gets replaced by my cat who's ten times more i heat!

i wish for a ps3!

 

[BrkD]

granted, you get your ps3 but uh...ps4 comes out:huh: i cant think of anything bad about the ps3 lol

i wish i knew which colleges have been accepted to

 

[clawlan]

granteed, you are not accepted at all, and you live your life working part time at taco bell.

I wish that all people that use gel pens would be banished to siberia

 

[ChicoRaton]

granted. now all the brilliant mind that record their ideas using gel pens are gone and that place where you currently live turns into a downtrodden nation of idiots with coutless problems nobody can figure out.

I wish I was immortal and would remain in a state of constant euphoria regardless of my situation.

 

[clawlan]

granted, The Architect told me that such a mindset will cuase the ultimate failure of the matrix because humans thrive on misery, and as such, your happyness causes you to implode like a dying star.

I wish mickey mouse would be caught in a sex scandal with daisy duck

 

[momar]

Granted, but the resulting duck-mice take over the world and enslave humanity. mickey and daisy however live out their lives in peace.

I wish the universe would implode.

 

[boofish2]

POP! -- Are you friggin' happy now?!?!?

I wish I could freeze time.

 

[jojo22]

Granted but you are frozen forever at the age of 1!!!

I wish for x-ray vision.