Two Women at the Pearly Gates Two women are new arrivals at the pearly
gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to
death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I
quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive
heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home
early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so
sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all
over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down
into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under
all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
died! 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still
be alive.
gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to
death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I
quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive
heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home
early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so
sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all
over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down
into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under
all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
died! 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still
be alive.
