Poisonous Snakes?

[The Zigman]

Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?"
The other replied, "You're darn right we're poisonous! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."

 

[kuhliloach]

lol

 

[jpappy789]

doH!

 

[Lupin]

Nice story.lol

 

[Alan R]

Haha! Gonna be tellin that one tomorrow.

 

[almo75]

You got a laugh out of me.