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"Trouble is like toothpaste. It starts with a T, ends with an E, and if you look around long enough you can usually find some in the bathroom!" - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
 
Here is one I have on my email signature line....I try to remember this every day...

"Life is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming".....
 
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
 
"Learn to tell the difference between what you can control and can't. Life will be easier."

I have a sign on my door that says this and I read it every day before I go to work.
 
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;


that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain


Of course my favorite is my signature-
 
"Teach a man to Search and he'll find for a lifetime, give him a link and he'll keep asking dumb-*** questions!"
 
my sig :D
 
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
-buddha


Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
-buddha
 
If you cannot change your mind, how are you so sure you still have one?

- Chinese proverb
 
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