Potatoes

[greeneyedlady]

An old man lived alone on a farm. He wanted to spade his potato
garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who used to help
him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament:

Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up
garden plots. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I
know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I
buried the bodies!

Love, Son

At 4:00 AM the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man
received another letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.

Love, Son

 

[Harlock]

Ahh, heart warming!

 

[Matak]

I love that one.

BTW, have you heard that they have cloned a sheep and a porcupine?

It gives a fine, soft wool and

it knits itself.

 

[gonefishin]

cheap shot matak........heres some more, from one wet guy to the next...
Q. How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three, but they're really one.
A confirmation student was asked to list the Ten Commandments in any order. He wrote, "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7.

"A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist ones." (Pastor Jim Patrick, Salt and Light, Indianola, IA)
A man: God, how much is a million dollars to you?
God: It is but a penny.
A man: God, how long is a million years to you?
God: It is but a second.
A man: God, could you please give me a penny?
God: Sure, just a second.
Some people say, "I go to church, so I am a Christian." But that's like saying if you go to McDonald's you are a Quarter Pounder

 

[Matak]

Some people say, "I go to church, so I am a Christian." But that's like saying if you go to McDonald's you are a Quarter Pounder

That's right! It's about a relationship, not about religion. Jesus saved His strongest condemnation for those who had their religion down pat, but had no fear of the Lord or love for others.

BTW, the cheap shot is all yours. My lousy joke thread is going wanting and your posting them all here