(rant) Gassed out at work!

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Saw something like this on Leno's "Sold or Not Sold" the other night...:

http://www.under-tec.com/gasEaters.php

activated carbon, smell suppressing undies!!
....

My suggestion: Eat the most foul food you can handle, then stand close and have a long conversation with a good bit of spittle and power exhaling.
 
Maybe he needs to change what he eats for breakfast. My boyfriend ate scrapple, eggs and cheese sandwiches every morning and then it would get so bad at night I would kick him out to the couch. He refused to believe it was the scrapple until I forced him to switch over to bacon...its made all the difference. Personally, just spike his coffee with beano in the morning or something.
 
what is scrapple? I need to know so we don't accidentally give him some :)



A Philly/Delaware specialty! You make sausage and then whatever is left over gets molded into a brick and shipped out as Scrapple. I happen to think it is one of the grossest things I have ever eaten, and I will try just about anything once! :yuck:
 
If someone farted near me while I was eating, they'd soon be wearing my lunch as a hat.
 
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