"Silly" customer questions

[abi88]

My favorite is when they walk up to you and ask if you work there..

lol..ya its like---"Oh, NO ma'am....I just like standing around in khaki pants and this Horridly ugly polo shirt!"

hahaha male Bettas are such pimps what are you talking about. Get the Girl, seduce the girl, kill the girl, no sweat. hahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Yes Jake that is QUITE true!!

Ah those HORRID Betta males (or is it just Bettas.........hmmmmmmm????)LOL

 

[abi88]

wow! nothing more from anyone else???

:O AMAZING!!!!

 

[toodleypops]

bump for kicks!
here read through this one on MFK..
very funny
http://www.monsterfishkeepers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=182448&page=7

 

[DarkCrow]

People mistake me for working at my local LFS because the normal employees are pretty rude and dislike anyone who doesn't own a large saltwater tank under their service (go figure).

Anyways, the other day a guy asked me in the shop if an oscar could be fed ridiculous stuff like other fish (including fancy goldfish and gouramis).

 

[Tifftastic]

A customer yesterday asked me why I didn't feed feeder guppies to the gouramis "cuz they are related to piranha you know?"

Ugh.

 

[DarkCrow]

A customer yesterday asked me why I didn't feed feeder guppies to the gouramis "cuz they are related to piranha you know?"

Ugh.

How strange, I got slightly the same thing yesterday...

 

[UncaBret]

I would have high school kids come into the hobby store I managed and ask me, "Do you know what time it is?".

I would turn around and look at the clock on the wall, then turn back to them and say, "I do now".

 

[toodleypops]

my favorite is when people ask where the bathroom is... and i know its just i work there and they might not come in the often, but from my podium you can see the big blue restroom sign, so i usually just look and point hoping they will see it

 

[DarkCrow]

I own a moving company and get several dumb questions.

My top 3:

-Can you put my car in the back of a moving truck?
-Do you charge extra for Sunday? (might not be that funny to any of you, but it's downright hilarious to me)
-Can my *insert young child age* ride in the back of the packed truck to *insert far away destination*?

 

[Tifftastic]

I've decided that I love this one

"If I got a pool and filled it with these fish (points to the pacu) and I threw a body in there, would they eat it bones and all?"

It may be surprising but I get this question a lot more than most would think.