"Silly" customer questions

Yes peoples is dumb. But it gets me through my work day laughing at them. Like the guy today who said he had a gecko "about this big" [stretches arms to about 3 feet]. . .

Needless to say I was very confuzzled.

LOL!! I some how think that that was a wee bit of an exaggeration!....or maybe be had the one mutant gecko!!lol

Oh I was at the local little pet store and a guy wanted "Those water spiders that were in with the crabs....not the crabs that had the hands" When I looked at the tank they were all crabs just some of the poor little guys didnt have their claws! Ah the stupidity of people!
 
After my coworker pointed him toward the reptile books, he determined it was a green water dragon. But he "swore it was a gecko, like the one on those commercials."

It was pretty funny though.

 
I answer the phone at work with our company name and time after time I have people say " Hello, is this (insert company name here) ?
I'm like , HELLO , WHAT DID YOU JUST HEAR WHEN I ANSWERED THE PHONE ?????? (I don't say it to the customer but feel like it )
I did not say HELLO !!!!!!!!! I answered with our company name :werd:

Example :
RING A LING :
ME : Joes Plumbing !!!
Customer : Yes , is this Joes Plumbing ????
Me ::confused:
 
that's what I do LOL
 
my fav was in fast food, when folks come thru the drive thru and say theyd like thier order to go.
I work in Human Resources now and the abundance of stupidity///thank GOD for excederine!!!!
 
OMG !!!!!!!!! that's a good one
 
Maybe off topic but funny :)



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