"Silly" customer questions

Ok.....here is one for ya....Some one came into Sub-way and asked my friend "How much is the five dollar foot long?"!! I think she should have tacked on a couple dollars just cause of having to answer that question...but ya know!lol
 
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Ok.....here is one for ya....Some one came into Sub-way and asked my friend "How much is the five dollar foot long?"!! I think she should have tacked on a couple dollars just cause of having to answer that question...but ya know!lol




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Ah... Retail.

I roast coffee and people ask me if my micro roaster with lighted glass chamber is a grinder. I sigh...

People ask me if all of my coffee is locally grown.... sigh.

Often they ask for whatever is directly in front of them, and when I tell them it is, they look to either side of center... when I point to it, they pick up the item next to it. When I say it's in the top left, they look center right. I think that asking for help, automatically makes your brain stop working. Reason does not work with idiots.

When asked "can you help me", I refrain from saying "there isn't any for you".

When people ask me where the coffee department is, I feel like slitting my wrists.

People walk up to me, surrounded by bins of coffee beans, and ask me for a cup of coffee... I direct them to the coffee bar (which says coffee and tea served here).

When someone tells me they want to try something different. I ask for a list of everything they have tried up to this point.

When people want a pound of coffe I give it to them, they then want a half pound. Is this because a pound sounds good but they have no clue as to what it actually is?

When asked why "bag it yourself" bulk coffee is cheaper than the coffee already bagged, I reply - they have to pay someone to put it in the bags.
 
Not a stupid thing but a funny one.

My cell phone number is close to the phone number for the jail in a nearby community. I get calls for the jail occasionally.

I got one the other day.
Man says: "uh, is this the XYZ jail" when i answer hello.
I say: "No, I get these calls frequently. You have misdialed. You called 8300. The jail is 3800"
My kids were playing and gleefully squealing in the background
Man said: "I thought the inmates sounded a little young."
LOL
 
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