Ah... Retail.
I roast coffee and people ask me if my micro roaster with lighted glass chamber is a grinder. I sigh...
People ask me if all of my coffee is locally grown.... sigh.
Often they ask for whatever is directly in front of them, and when I tell them it is, they look to either side of center... when I point to it, they pick up the item next to it. When I say it's in the top left, they look center right. I think that asking for help, automatically makes your brain stop working. Reason does not work with idiots.
When asked "can you help me", I refrain from saying "there isn't any for you".
When people ask me where the coffee department is, I feel like slitting my wrists.
People walk up to me, surrounded by bins of coffee beans, and ask me for a cup of coffee... I direct them to the coffee bar (which says coffee and tea served here).
When someone tells me they want to try something different. I ask for a list of everything they have tried up to this point.
When people want a pound of coffe I give it to them, they then want a half pound. Is this because a pound sounds good but they have no clue as to what it actually is?
When asked why "bag it yourself" bulk coffee is cheaper than the coffee already bagged, I reply - they have to pay someone to put it in the bags.